CollegeHumor: Weed Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927151 Available in 4-D if you drop acid. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:53:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927151 Available in 4-D if you drop acid. nonadult comedy Available in 4-D if you drop acid. marijuana, weed, dvd, movie, 3d, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1927151"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/b/collegehumor.38b966973d54b439bd575d7bcdafd645.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1144198">Pat</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 14 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921896 "I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve." Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:53:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921896 "I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve." nonadult comedy "I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve." note, busted, weed, bong, passive aggressive, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921896"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.c66335b407f6c667cac7e71920948fd9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1043187">Palxim</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916943 You need to get into some really hard stuff for it to be 4D. Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916943 You need to get into some really hard stuff for it to be 4D. nonadult comedy You need to get into some really hard stuff for it to be 4D. movie, dvd, weed, bong, 3d, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916943"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/5/collegehumor.4fea826c75cd17e0f0fc1845c7f75b54.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:409353">GreenMan</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:67"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916574 She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma. Thu, 16 Jul 2009 19:04:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916574 She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma. nonadult comedy She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma. marijuana, hat, weed, old people, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916574"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/b/collegehumor.3aa0674025f42e8bcc904feb05caa254.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914501 "Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow." Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:13:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914501 "Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow." nonadult comedy "Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow." food, high, pot, weed, marijuana, melon carving <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1914501"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/7/collegehumor.b4504116f24df6354078aff7d71da8e9.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913658 I don't know what I want to smoke first! Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:47:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913658 I don't know what I want to smoke first! adult comedy I don't know what I want to smoke first! marijuana, weed, sexy, naked, boobies, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913658"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.r.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1911139">CHester-Rocket Scientist</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:57"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 194 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911961 The History of Weed Fri, 22 May 2009 12:38:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911961 The History of Weed nonadult comedy No wonder all these beloved historical heroes never amounted to anything. Weed, Drugs, History, Learn, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911961"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/9/collegehumor.d670434aa97286a60ff45d4977bba80f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 186 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775958 Six Movies You Should Only Watch While Stoned Mon, 18 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775958 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Why It Sucks:  
How to kill a multi-billion dollar superhero franchise? Camp, rubber nipples, and enough homoeroticism to sink a frat house full of bodybuilders. Also, bat-skates. It would take Chris Nolan's dark, gritty reboot The Dark Knight to make Batman a billionaire again. (Also, to make people instantly sick of the phrase "dark, gritty, reboot.")

Why It's Good High:
An Oscar-winning performance, a compelling narrative, and meditations on the nature of right and wrong. Bright colors, cartoonishly exaggerated set pieces, Alicia Silverstone's cleavage. One of these lists spells "stoner bait", the other has Maggie Gyllenhal whining so much that you just want someone to tie her to a chair and set her on fire (too soon?). If you need any more convincing of B&R's unique charms:




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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-05-18 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 146 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909264 This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory. Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:32:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909264 This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory. nonadult comedy This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory. marijuana, weed, john wayne, movie, dvd, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1909264"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/6/collegehumor.6c04d09b6ab673f9036f6b16e3e1d124.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:17350">Brian</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774808 Weed Dealer or Mom? Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1774808 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Make sure you call me.
Mom
I made cookies!
Weed Dealer
Nothing but the best for you.
Weed Dealer
This here is the good stuff.
Mom, referring to the name-brand soda she just splurged on at the A&P
I'm always around if you need me.
Weed Dealer
This weed is the dankest sh*t.
Best. Mom. EVER.
Are you by yourself?
Weed Dealer, unless you're walking home at 2am, then Mom
Got a nice selection for you today.
Weed Dealer/Mom who just went jean shopping
Make sure you get your money's worth.
Your Mom is a Weed Dealer
It doesn't matter how late it is, just call.
Weed Dealer
That sh*t ain't mine.
Weed Dealer/Terrible Mom
What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?
Mom, if it's your first Thanksgiving back from college. Otherwise, Weed Dealer
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-28 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 308 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908759 Auto-Tune the News Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:28:14 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908759 Auto-Tune the News nonadult comedy Pirates, drugs, homicidal robot news anchors. These are the problems facing our great nation. Auto Tune, News, Music, weed, gay marriage, pirates <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908759"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/e/collegehumor.e3806517ff0cfd243c9dd30eb4ecf86c.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:2045050">The Gregory Brothers</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1011 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908300 There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls. Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:20:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908300 There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls. nonadult comedy There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls. dominos, pizza, 420, marijuana, weed, pot special colorado <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908300"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.abc75b9d2786462dc6c64661c2d853f7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1169489">Patrick Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1106"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 50 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905373 "And this is my beautiful castle. If you step inside I'll give you a quick tour." Sun, 29 Mar 2009 15:41:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905373 "And this is my beautiful castle. If you step inside I'll give you a quick tour." nonadult comedy "And this is my beautiful castle. If you step inside I'll give you a quick tour." senior photo, beach, sand, castle, net, high weed <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905373"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/e/collegehumor.4659e268f085d8a98ec538cec51a6113.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904839 I trust you Wikipedia. You'd never steer me wrong, so I'll do it even though I've got my midterm project due tomorrow. Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904839 I trust you Wikipedia. You'd never steer me wrong, so I'll do it even though I've got my midterm project due tomorrow. nonadult comedy I trust you Wikipedia. You'd never steer me wrong, so I'll do it even though I've got my midterm project due tomorrow. wikipedia, study, high, weed, pot, smoke <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1904839"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/b/collegehumor.690eb33483cf6b2f1c1e323be52344b4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903066 "You try being the eye candy of an entire village full of pervs. It ain't easy." Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903066 "You try being the eye candy of an entire village full of pervs. It ain't easy." nonadult comedy "You try being the eye candy of an entire village full of pervs. It ain't easy." smurfette, weed, bong, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1903066"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/b/collegehumor.825583c72072cbf7b338bd8bb6fce792.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1948743">Alena D</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:215"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 50 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902978 Dr. Dre must have been the MD on duty that night. Mon, 09 Mar 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902978 Dr. Dre must have been the MD on duty that night. nonadult comedy Dr. Dre must have been the MD on duty that night. stoned, high, weed, doctor, form, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1902978"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/6/e/collegehumor.2118f3665cc392ce97ca7adeb129bbf4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:112756">Richard Tyson</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671 "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" Tue, 17 Feb 2009 13:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671 "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" nonadult comedy "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!" michael phelps, bong, hit, weed, olympian, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1900671"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/8/collegehumor.7e7367d3bdfe50521c2158e831be1181.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1924984">Delta Xi 1834</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076 There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:28:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076 There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. nonadult comedy There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake. weedies, wheaties, michael phelps, olympics, cereal, breakfast of champions weed <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1899076"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/d/collegehumor.939a9b1322242d90f6db639d9dd101f5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 37 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770247 Michael Phelps does 25 Random Things About Me on Facebook Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1770247 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
1. I am good at swimming.  Like, really good.  The best.  Ha!  Isn't that weird?  To, like, be the best in the world at something.  So weird.  

2. I legit like Wheaties.  They're awesome.  I'm eating some right now.  I'm pretty much taking a spoonful of peanut butter and dipping it in the Wheaties box so some Wheaties get stuck on the peanut butter and then I eat it.  Sooooooo F*cking Good.  

3. This video is so funny.  http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1899220  LOL.  I've def been like that kid before  All like, "is this real life."  

4. Have you guys seen Eternal Sunshine?  I have.  Sick.

5. Straight up, Chinese people are tiny.  Like little Oompa Loompas.  LOL!  Did you know that in the book of Willy Wonka they say the Oompa Loompa's are from, like, darkest Africa or something?  They had to change it for the movie cuz it's racist.  Why are people racist, right?  It sucks that some people are that ignorant. 
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/a/collegehumor.7d8b975affed1e53fc3e6afa6f0a2364.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-02-04 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:239">Streeter Seidell</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:271"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 67 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896188 "We were busting his balls all night just to mess with his head."rnrn Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:57:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896188 "We were busting his balls all night just to mess with his head."rnrn nonadult comedy "We were busting his balls all night just to mess with his head."rnrn nutcracker, smoke, weed, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1896188"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.22ae3ef8b70f8450f0bae5f746a0b0e2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 11 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />