Principal Smith: Hello graduating class of 2009! I want to introduce to you our salutatorian AKA the smartest kid at school who still looks retarded compared to Wendell Blatt. Here she is, Mindy Kang.Mindy: Hey everyone. I don't have much to say......
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Male Lifeguard: Look at that fat kid that just jumped in the pool!Female Lifeguard: That's Wendall Blatt you gay idiot. How can you even tell he's fat, he's wearing a big t-shirt.Male Lifeguard: Trust me, he's fat as sh*t. Why else would he try to...
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Mr. Maloney: Holy mackeral, Sue. Do you see Wendall Blatt over there?Mrs. Maloney: In the window of that tiny house on the corner?Mr. Maloney: That house looks small, but it actually has two bedrooms in the attic and the basement is completely...
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Mr. Sanders: So we're agreed then.Randy: We're agreed.Cynthia: Can we go over it one more time for the class?Mr. Sanders: This isn't hard, Cynthia. Tomorrow during gym, we're doing "trust falls," and when Wendell goes, we'll all move out of the...
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Dean Cain: Hello Wendell, welcome to Yarvard- the hybrid of Yale and Harvard we had to create when you got 1 million on your SuperSATs. I'll be your Dean, Dean Cain- TV's Superman.Wendell: Coo.Cheerleading Team: Hey Wendell!Wendell: Sup?...
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