Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?
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The Georgia Department of Labor has an odd interpretation of the word "frequently."
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A man dressed as a mime and holding a tiny bat goes on a crime spree in PA.
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Thank God he stops at the elbow, that would just be crazy.
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Seahorse wrangler is a terrible job.
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A Brazillian priest is lost after he floats out to sea suspended from hundreds of balloons.
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India is great because to be the star of an action movie you don't need to be in good shape at all. This guys is old and pudgy but he can still somehow stop bullets with his chest of solid flab.
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This is up there with Little Superstar in terms of popularity. I can see why...kind of.
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White people: eh eh eh eh eh eh ehw. Black People: doo da doo doo do
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It's as if the author wanted to take the most innocent term and fuse it with the most foul. Other books by this author: 'Baby Panda Strap On" and "Laughing Child Shit Bucket"
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Bollywood is known for its musicals. This is one of them that happened to have been made when horrible music was popular.
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A crazy homeless guy known as Duane discusses the finer points of vocal performance.
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Men Are Better Than Women, so says Dick Masterson. Perhaps this guys is one to something...
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What's the worst thing you could possibly have pubic hair made out of? Great, now write a book about it!
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Filmed before the invisible Blink 182 concert but after the invisible fight with their stepfathers.
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This is rarer than an unassisted triple play.
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Another amazing video from our friends in India.
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I can't say enough just how trippy this little flash app is. You just need to play with it.
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Some kind of man-girl transgender hybrid monstrosity with a sh*tty goatee is pregnant. Gross.
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Having a name like Batman or Superman is odd, but not as odd as having both.
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