We're not sure what the background images have to do with the rap, but then again we didn't expect the rap to make sense either.
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"Blacked out at the bar and found this on my camera the next day."
"My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."
A little late for Christmas, but packing so much raw WTF energy we'll let it slide.
"For ages 3 and up."
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In order to do this, simply break your horse's left two hooves. Show no mercy.
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Dr. Stoner is a respected diagnostic authority.
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Deer God.
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Hang in there!
Tell me where in the rulebook it says you can't make the players wear binoculars? Oh, right -- rule number one.
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Just add milk and food coloring. Or find a magic cow.
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Mom's know how to spank.
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Rivers are God's treadmills. They're also His town-flooders.
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Wait until you see how these guys won the three-legged race. That's right, hard work and discipline!
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"Can I just get a Diet Pepsi instead?"
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Isn't that what Christmas is about?
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This is the opposite of Musical Chairs.
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'Kill... me....'
"Okay, he's still playing Uncle Kracker covers. Next time we'll take his legs, too."
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As if being a field-goal kicker wasn't humiliating enough already.
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