This sent the holy-crap-o-meter off the charts

Picture from an incredible news story where an infant had to be thrown from the fourth floor of a burning building. Actually, that's not the crazy part. The really impressive part is that the baby was caught by a firefighter and is OK.

Dumb stupid cow can't figure out how to ride a bike

Video: a trained cow jumps like 10 bicycles in a row, one at a time. I don't see what the big deal is. I can jump over at least two bicycles at the same time, maybe even three.

I don't like making fun of blind people, but...

Blind people and needles never mix.

What song is this? (Part II)

He sings better backwards than I can sing forwards.

Fart filtering underwear is the pinnacle of civilization

Finally, the answer to all of your problems, if having awful farts is all of your problems.

Here's an incentive to never, ever leave the country

Eight of the grossest foods in the world, with pictures. It could also be called eight things I'm not going to eat even for money.

For the fat ass on the move.

Cheeseburger in a Can, the newest invention from Big Fat Disgusting Loser laboratories.

20 Creepiest Album Covers (NSFWish)

2Spare has collected some very odd album covers for your enjoyment...maybe.

The best stop-motion pancake video there is

An exciting stop-motion video about pancakes. it's the best because it's probably the only one, and it's good enough to not be the worst.

Trouble getting up? Let these little strips help!

A strange new product has hit the market: boner-inducing listerine breath strips.

Nothing in the rule book says a duck can't ride a surfboard

A duck hitches a ride on a surfer's board during a gnarly wave ride. Radical!

Snow this kid some respect.

A young man who is much smarter than myself has invented a home made snow machine.

The mysterious Fartman displays his superpowers

And here it is, the reason I never want to have a daughter