It's not what you think. He swallowed it whole.

"I have access to an x-ray machine and I get bored at work a lot."

Peekaboo!

"Playing quarters when someone slipped a bottle cap in my drink."

Looks like it just fell off.

"The guy was 54 years old, they had to wait for the batteries to die before they could pull it out."

Oops!

Product of staple-gun fight

Pictures like this one really make you question what kind of things you should and shouldn't be sticking up your nose.

Girls making out?

My guess: someone vindictive is really good at quarters.

I wonder at what point the criminal actually acknowledges to himself (OR HERSELF) "I'm going to prison. I'm going to have to stick a gun, handcuff keys, and crack rocks up my ass."

That's his trachea. That's the thing your air goes through.

He won't be throwing up a shocker for a while.

"I wonder what the hard way is..."

"The hospital let me have the bottlecap, copies of my x-rays, and copies of my pictures from the scope of my stomach with the bottlecap in it, all of which ended up on our keg fridge as a reminder of our first party with it."

"That guys elbow has nothing on my friend, got shot with a pellet gun, the bullet is behind his eye." It should be interesting to see if you guys can one-up each other on this one.

"This is what happens to an elbow after 7 shots of vodka and an 'I bet I could do that!"

This is your arm on rugby.

Wow. Gotta hurt.