Amir looks like a nerd, but he got straight F's and D's in high school - does that sound like a nerd to you? Didn't think so. Sounds pretty cool now, huh?

Patrick once saved a hundred hostages from biological terrorists on Alcatraz. Wait, that was Nicholas Cage in The Rock. Patrick's the one who got scared and vomited while watching that movie.

When it comes to Dan in bed, watch out ladies! He flails his arms when he has night terrors.

Jake isn't as smart or interesting as the rest of his coworkers but he has a false sense of superiority anyway. Thanks for the help with my bio, Dan!

Sam thinks of the CollegeHumor staff as his children. Also, Sam hates children.

Jeff Rubin is really good at mountain climbing, guitar solos, and lying.

Sarah is the only person at CollegeHumor who wears a bra out of necessity.

Temperamental, passionate and impulsive all are terms by which Streeter would be known were he not larger than everyone else. Since he is, though, he is simply "the fat one."

One time Ricky name-dropped Marley, the dog from "Marley & Me."