Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.
Members- Michael Swaim
- Abe Epperson
- Brian Kelly
- Ryan Ricketts
- Lara Pickle
- Brett Rader
Future House
Damn You, Recession
A Valentine's Day Carol
The Dinner Party
Tech Support
IPN
The Time Traveler
The Terrifying Batman
Internet Intervention
Star Trek Rap
Chops: The Trailer
Games Conference
Emo Song
The Hot Farts
Kid's a Champ
Internet Party
Koko the Gorilla
Clitter!
The Coat
Super Smash Brothers Theatre
Metropolitan Bait & Tackle
Fun Time Internet
Action Pals
Gil Ozeri