Those Aren't Muskets! are your port in a storm, your hot cup of tea on a cold winter's day, your daily dose of laughter-induced vomiting. Their dynamic new paradigm first synergized in 2007, when then-Heavyweight Champion of the World Abe "Ape" Epperson laid down his gloves in the ring, refusing to fight opponent Michael Swaim on the grounds that he "didn't want to hurt anyone anymore." The two embraced, the people of Mexico wept, and Those Aren't Muskets! was born.
- Michael Swaim
- Abe Epperson
- Brian Kelly
- Ryan Ricketts
- Lara Pickle
- Brett Rader
Games Conference
The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.
Future House
Ironically, it's a Victorian-style house.
Damn You, Recession
Best way to keep your business afloat? Don't hire these guys.
A Valentine's Day Carol
The true meaning of Valentine's Day: time travel, herpes, and child labor.
The Dinner Party
Another blue collar family struggles to make ends meet.
Tech Support
Computers are the future, and the future is dangerous and terrifying.
IPN
Cliff Crabbe faces additional challenges as they arise.
The Time Traveler
Strange doings at the birth of the Information Superhighway.
The Terrifying Batman
The Dark Knight strikes fear into every last loiterer in Gotham
Internet Intervention
Myspace finally gives up on the Internet.
Star Trek Rap
Live long and bounce with me.
Chops: The Trailer
Sometimes you just gotta grow them out.
Games Conference
The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.
Games Conference
The greatest minds of the late '70s determine our children's futures.
Emo Song
If you don't watch this video, we will cut ourselves.
The Hot Farts
The results of this band meeting could very well change the face of rock forever. A YouTube Sketchies II finalist!
Kid's a Champ
Jeremy expresses himself creatively.
Kid's a Champ
Jeremy expresses himself creatively.
Internet Party
A night of social networking.
Internet Party
A night of social networking.
