I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
Picture Don't be afraid to bite a little. Maybe caress her arm softly. There you go. Yeah. That's nice.
Picture That's no mechanical bull! That's Rodney, the after-hours janitor, just lying under the saddle. He pretty much does it every Ladies Night.
Picture That's the only way he'll ever be between those legs. Unless he's a millionaire I guess. Or has a heart of gold.