I may be stupid for looking for any sort of logic in a zombie show but, it drives me crazy that the severed zombie heads keep growling and moaning... Pretty sure you need lungs for that.
That's no mechanical bull! That's Rodney, the after-hours janitor, just lying under the saddle. He pretty much does it every Ladies Night.
Here's a good way to clear out a bar in 20 seconds. Bartenders might even start using it after last call.
"We rented out the entire karaoke bar for my 21st birthday and this guy showed up. No one had the heart to ask him to leave."
They decided to keep the same name and motto that was on the "Restaurant" template at the sign store.