Not everyone can dance, but that doesn't stop people from trying boogey. As long as there is music, there will be people out on the dance floor getting down with their bad selves and trying to bring out the inner ballerina, b-boy, or krumper that strut, sways, and swings inside them.
Watching other people do insane, awesome, dangerous stuff that you can't do though, wait, maybe you can do that? is the world's favorite pastime. (And, no, you shouldn't try that at home. You will fail.)
The smaller things are the cuter they are. That's why kids are the most adorable people. Sure, they get into trouble sometimes, but that's part of growing up. And that's why we don't usually try children as adults. Every little boy and little girl is someone's son or daughter.
A true masterpiece is not just a thing of "beauty" or "talent" or "importance." The greatest piece of artwork is that which can be laughed at by people on the Internet.
Some people like boobs, some people like butts. Some people like girls, some people like guys. It doesn't matter if it's box of porn or a box of condoms, if it has something to do with sex, you probably think it's sexy.
When somebody fails, we all fail as humans. The only way a failure is going to learn is by feeling guilty, and the best way to make someone feel guilty is with good old fashioned humiliation.
You don't have to be a Star Trek fan to be nerdy. Any hobby can be dorky. Fantasy football fans are the geeks of the sports world. That guy with all that Civil War musket collection? Total loser. Of course, those guys still beat up fans of Star Wars, anime, Magic: the Gathering, videogames and, especially, comic books.
From the smallest puppy to the biggest pooch on the block, canines are the top dogs of all animals, and anyone who disagrees is barking up the wrong tree.
Scary biker dudes and military personnel aren't the only people getting tatted up. Now, thanks to tattoo innovations such as tramp stamps, Chinese symbol, barbed wires, tribal signs, and clean needles, anyone who can afford it, tolerate pain, and be all right with having something permanently drawn onto their body is getting ink.
Just because MTV stopped playing music videos at reasonable hours doesn't mean people stopped making them. Whether official or fan-made, songs still need video tributes.
Hip hop has come a long way since The Sugar Hill Gang started making music in the '70s. These days the rap genre spans everything from gangsta to rap rock. The one thing that stays consistent is that there is always rhythm, beats and rhymes.
Basketball has more slam dunks and jams than any other sport. Layups, tall people, dribbling, basketballs; the NBA has it all. Even three pointers. Swish!
Cats start off as kittens, and the cuteness just doesn't stop. Felines are the purrfect animal for anyone who wants a puss for a pet, and come complete with whiskers and a love of milk.
Football: the most American sport. Pull up a chair, tailgate, watch your favorite team throw around the pigskin. There's nothing like watching a quarterback get tackled with a mouthful of buffalo wings and beer. USA! USA! USA!
The most famous Italian plumber in the world (sorry, Luigi), Mario is one of the most unlikely heros and the most likable videogame characters.
Movies, TV shows and songs are all good, but sometimes they can be improved. With clever editing, remixes can make completely new works of art from pre-existing material. Music remixes have become so popular they've become their own genre: mashups.
They're adorable, shrunken, smelly, grumpy, and probably pretty racist, but we love old people. But, no, grandma, we're not going over to change the channel on your TV again.
A little chubby or wildly obese, one thing is always true: fat is funny. Thanks for the laughs, fast food industry.
The most wonderful time of year. Christmas is the time when people spread joy and goodwill via presents. There's nothing like gift-giving to brighten up the winter. If you don't look forward to seeing Santa Claus every December 25, then you're a regular scrooge. Or you're not Christian, which is a pretty good reason.
That Guy is a special creature that lurks in the background of parties and important events, waiting till just the right moment to spring out and photobomb the crap out of people's memories.
Snow is a pure, magical substance that you can throw, pee on, and shape into penises, igloos, and penis igloos. That's what the song "Winter Wonderland" is actually about.
Whether you swear you were just resting your eyes, taking a power nap, or passed out cold, one thing is for certain: if you're doing it in front of your friends, they're going to mess with you.
Fire: heat so hot it burst into flames. We're not talking warm. Fire is a raging inferno of temperature. If you can't stand it, put it out. You probably should put it out before it burns something. It's pretty dangerous.
True creativity doesn't require a lot of resources; just some numbers, letters, a splash of vanity, and a lazy DMV staff.