He's christianity's favorite main character, from the most popular book of all time: The Bible. God put him on this Earth then he gave us wine and Christmas. Jesus Christ, what a guy.
Some people take the death of their parents hard. Others just spend their inheritance on really cool weapons and crusade around Gotham in Batmobiles. The Caped Crusader has always had a place in the heart nerds and normals alike. Being one of the few superheroes without a super power, the Dark Knight has made it possible for extremely rich people to take advantage of poor, mentally unstable villains cry for help.
Anything is possible with photoshop. Photo manipulation makes even the ugliest people pretty. It's like plastic surgery for pictures. CS5 gives you the powers of a digital picture wizard.
Japan may be an asian island in the pacific ocean, but it seems like it's on another planet. From anime, to school girls, to business men, vending machines, to videogames. They do things a little different in the land of the rising sun. By the way, the Japanese call it Nippon.
Forests, canyons, lakes, mountains, sky. Unite! Nature has brought us all the beauty and terror a world could ask for. Sure global warming will doom us all, but you could say the same of an asteroid or meteor hitting Earth. Nature happens.
Sometimes there's no other way to settle a dispute than with punching and kicking. Fighting is the ultimate match of physical dominance. If you can wrestle, box, kickbox or ultimate fight someone into the ground, you can get whatever you want. Only the strong survive.
Making everyday people uncomfortable really is a full-time job. Luckily for humanity, there are loads of freaks, weirdos and insane people walking the streets of every city, at every hour of the day and night. Keep on creepin' on.
Though it may not be America's pastime sport, soccer seems to be the reigning king of the universe. And even though we say we don't care about the World Cup, losing is losing. Now all we have to do is kick, scream, and head butt our way to the top.
Without bathrooms we'd have no bathroom stalls. No stalls, no phone numbers. No phone numbers, no relationships. And now where would you go to cry without a toilet to cry on?
Things always don't go as planned. Accidents happen. Cars crash. People fall. Stuff breaks. Things get smashed. That's why there are mechanics, hospitals and Internet videos. If it weren't for accidents, we wouldn't have Fails. Fails are just accidents that were caught on video, and then laughed at. Accidents can be pretty funny if no one gets hurt.
The internet has come a long way since Al Gore invented it. Sure, it was originally designed for educational purposes, but where would we really be without pictures of cats doing silly things and people pranking each other, utopia? Yes.
For better or worse, some parents have a sense of humor. Some parents name their children funny names. For the rest of their lives, those children get to make other people laugh with their silly names. They were born comedians, whether they like it or not.
You may not like advertisements, but the truth of the matter is they pay for you your very existence. Billboards distract you from driving, online ads obnoxiously take advantage of what you're looking at, and television commercials give you time to think about what you were actually watching.
Much like a funny-name, a funny face can turn any frown upside-down. A weird smile, crossed-eyes, no nose, who knows? The most important part is you've done the smallest amount of work to make a complete stranger question your sanity.
Crime doesn't sleep, unless it's had too many donuts and the cop car is particularly comfortable. But who are we kidding, we all love seeing people get arrested for petty crime and theft. It's even better when there's surveillance footage of stupid criminals in the act. And how would local newspapers continue without the police blotters making them worth the read.
Babies are cute, little versions of humans that are constantly being filmed by their parents. What more could the Internet ask for? (Except, maybe, babies playing with baby animals.)
Bears are big, cuddly, and want to rip your face off the first chance they get. But we've all got a fascination with these terrific and terrifying beasts. From Smokey the Bear to Winnie the Pooh and the Berenstain Bears we've lovingly accepted these creatures into our homes and hearts.
Stupid people performing difficult tasks will always lead to injury. It's a fact. Unfortunately, they're usually too stupid to know they'll get hurt and keep on trying.
Where would the world be without costumes? There would be no Superman. There would be no spiderman. There would be no halloween. There would be no cosplay. What would nerds and anime fans do at their conventions? What would sexy girls wear on October 31st? Surely disguises make the world better for everyone.
Explosions, collisions, eruptions, and destruction make any boring day eventful. The only feeling better than building something is watching it burn to the ground.
As a handheld weapon, you can't do much better. Firearms are the perfect combination of swords and arrows, without the skills necessary to operate either. You know what they say: Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
Advertisements are all over TV you're watching, the newspaper or magazine you're reading, the road your driving on, and the Internet you're surfing. Wherever there are people, you can guarantee there will also be commercials trying to sell people products.
Sharks are the only animal with an entire week of television programming dedicated to them. They're the kings of the ocean and can bite, attack, and maul their way into both your nightmares and horror films.