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Lamest College Mascot

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  • 10.
    John Harvard
    John Harvard

    You think founder of Harvard University would be happy to know that his constipated head is the face of Harvard athletics?

  • 9.
    UCSC Banana Slug
    UCSC Banana Slug

    This one would be more embarrassing if Santa Cruz had any sports team besides ultimate rrisbee to embarrass.

  • 8.
    Witchita State Wu Shock
    Witchita State Wu Shock

    When in doubt, just start with a Bart Simpson costume, and take it three steps towards insanity.

  • 7.
    Berkeley Osci the Bear
    Berkeley Osci the Bear

    To their credit, it takes a lot of effort to make a bear look not intimidating at all.

  • 6.
    U-Tulsa: Captain Cane
    U-Tulsa: Captain Cane

    mascot only has one mortal enemy: Nice weather.

  • 5.
    Arkansas BollWeevil
    Arkansas BollWeevil

    Why strike fear into the heart of your opponent when you can just really confuse them

  • 4.
    Xavier Big Blue
    Xavier Big Blue

    To Xaviers defense, this is just their secondary mascot. But really, that's no excuse.

  • 3.
    Providence Friar
    Providence Friar

    This thing is terrifying, but not for the right reasons.

  • 2.
    Stanford Tree
    Stanford Tree

    Unlike animals, tree mascots last for hundreds of years! Which is bad news for Stanford fans...

  • 1.
    Evergreen Geoduck
    Evergreen Geoduck

    Rumor has it, Evergreen State was given two rolls of fabric and twenty minutes to come up with their mascot costume.