Lamest College Mascot

Presented By NCAA Football 09

The official voting period has ended. See the results below.

10.
John Harvard

John Harvard

You think founder of Harvard University would be happy to know that his constipated head is the face of Harvard athletics?

9.
UCSC Banana Slug

UCSC Banana Slug

This one would be more embarrassing if Santa Cruz had any sports team besides ultimate rrisbee to embarrass.

8.
Witchita State Wu Shock

Witchita State Wu Shock

When in doubt, just start with a Bart Simpson costume, and take it three steps towards insanity.

7.
Berkeley Osci the Bear

Berkeley Osci the Bear

To their credit, it takes a lot of effort to make a bear look not intimidating at all.

6.
U-Tulsa: Captain Cane

U-Tulsa: Captain Cane

mascot only has one mortal enemy: Nice weather.

5.
Arkansas BollWeevil

Arkansas BollWeevil

Why strike fear into the heart of your opponent when you can just really confuse them

4.
Xavier Big Blue

Xavier Big Blue

To Xaviers defense, this is just their secondary mascot. But really, that's no excuse.

3.
Providence Friar

Providence Friar

This thing is terrifying, but not for the right reasons.

2.
Stanford Tree

Stanford Tree

Unlike animals, tree mascots last for hundreds of years! Which is bad news for Stanford fans...

1.
Evergreen Geoduck

Evergreen Geoduck

Rumor has it, Evergreen State was given two rolls of fabric and twenty minutes to come up with their mascot costume.

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