Worst Thing in the World Think you know what the Worst Thing in the World is? Well you obviously haven't had to take a dump right after getting out of the shower. Help us figure out the worst thing ever by voting below.

The official voting period ends Wednesday April 30, 2014 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.

What's Worse?

Touching gum under a table
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The Matrix Revolutions
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The Matrix Revolutions

Total Votes: 464,820

Score = wins / total matches  (recalculated every 5 minutes)

The Results

  • 1.
    Genocide
    81%
  • 2.
    Falling through ice and drowning
    79%
  • 3.
    Realizing too late that there's no more toilet paper
    69%
  • 4.
    Waving to someone you thought was waving at you
    62%
  • 5.
    Accidentally drinking sour milk
    62%
  • 6.
    Wasps
    61%
  • 7.
    Getting pulled over
    61%
  • 8.
    Wearing socks in the bathroom and stepping in a puddle
    60%
  • 9.
    Finding out your parents are getting divorced via Facebook
    56%
  • 10.
    Mosquito bites
    54%
  • 11.
    Traffic jams with no gnarly accident to look forward to
    54%
  • 12.
    Dead car battery
    53%
  • 13.
    When your shower suddenly makes a drastic temperature change
    53%
  • 14.
    Dropping a book in water
    53%
  • 15.
    Touching gum under a table
    53%
  • 16.
    Waiting a long time for a food delivery and then it being wrong
    53%
  • 17.
    Need to poop after showering
    53%
  • 18.
    Watching the barber cut your hair shorter than you had asked
    52%
  • 19.
    Cutting your fingernails too short
    52%
  • 20.
    Overdraft fees
    51%
  • 21.
    Snack stuck in vending machine
    50%
  • 22.
    Having the end of a movie spoiled
    49%
  • 23.
    Accidentally "replied to all" e-mail
    48%
  • 24.
    Warm toilet seat in a public restroom
    47%
  • 25.
    Adult with braces
    47%
  • 26.
    Moment you realize you could fall off chair
    46%
  • 27.
    When a puddle looks shallow, but turns out to be really deep
    44%
  • 28.
    Eating alone
    44%
  • 29.
    Going to the bathroom in a bar
    44%
  • 30.
    Small dogs in clothing
    43%
  • 31.
    Biting tin foil
    42%
  • 32.
    When you can't find where the roll of tape starts
    41%
  • 33.
    Citing the current weather as proof for/against global warming
    41%
  • 34.
    Having your birthday on Christmas
    39%
  • 35.
    Wearing the same thing as someone else
    32%
  • 36.
    Emergency Alert System tests
    31%
  • 37.
    The Matrix Revolutions
    30%
  • 38.
    Receiving a text right after putting phone back in pocket
    29%
  • 39.
    Pushing wrong floor on elevator
    25%
  • 40.
    Eye crusties
    25%

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