10. People Who Ask Questions During Movies
Dear people who ask questions during movies: We get it. Some movies are confusing. We know that guy's talking, and no, we don't know who he is either, or why they're now asking that guy who works at a dock. If you just shut up for half a second, maybe we can both find out. Love, everyone.
The word "hipster" has been broadened so much it's hard to tell what it really means anymore. It could be people who wear straw trilbies, or people who drink PBR, or people who like Garden State. All we can know for sure is that people's quirks invariably annoy other people.
8. Loud Chewing
The sound of people enjoying food is maybe one of the best ways to no longer enjoy it yourself. "Look at me, I'm eating food!" is what they'd say if their stupid mouths weren't full of food.
7. People Who Wait In Line To Order Food, Then Dont Know What They Want When They're Up To Order
Waiting in line affords one time to spend however you want. You can delete your sent texts folder, you can daydream about running a hotel for dogs like in that movie Hotel For Dogs, hell you can hum. The one obligation is that you use at least some of your time to figure out what the hell you're going to order before you get to the front.
6. People Who Try to Board the Subway Before Passengers Exit
Everyone has places to be, most people just aren't assholes about it. Have you ever seen someone left behind on a subway station? Well, OK but have you ever seen someone left behind on a subway station who was already there waiting? Well fine. Whatever. Just quit it.