Graduation is almost here and there are hundreds of terrible jobs you could apply for. We want to know what the absolute worst job is. Vote! (And don't worry, you can't even get any of these terrible jobs.)
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Total Votes: 792,378
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Average Salary: $11k-$28kBeing a lunch lady is a thankless task, but what do you expect when you're serving overcooked broccoli to small people with no sense of gratitude. Also lunch is like, the third most important meal of the day, so it's not like you're really helping that much anyway.
Average Salary: $16k-$37kIf there's one thing people know how to do at theme parks, it's be outrageously disgusting and temporarily forget all about what "littering" is. If cleaning up after them doesn't sound fun, imagine being surrounded by multi-purpose giant fun machines you're not allowed to use.
Average Salary: $15k-$31kThis job, on top of being degrading and awful, defied even simple logic, because people don't like being reminded they're in Walmart. If you were just some guy who went up to someone who's just walked into Walmart and yelled "Hey! You're in Walmart right now!" They'd probably either punch you or, overcome with consciousness, cry.
Average Salary: $7k-$15kChuck E. Cheese Waiter is maybe the most dangerous and harrowing job you could take without it helping in any way to get you laid. The next time you tell someone you're a waiter at Chuck E. Cheese and they don't react with overwhelming pity and despair, there's something wrong with them. And definitely something wrong with you, either way.
Average Salary: $16k-$69kToll Booths are no more fun for the people slowly approaching them and screaming at their kids for two quarters than they are for the people sitting inside them, their souls slowly being eaten by tourists yelling at them because they "didn't know there'd be a toll booth".