25. Chocolate Therapy
- Chocolate ice cream, chocolate cookies, chocolate pudding swirls
Eating this sounds amazing and all, but were the terrible life decisions you obviously made to lead you here worth it?
A classic, if not as appreciated as the other members of its Neapolitan brotherhood, strawberry fulfills that need within all of us to just kick back with a simple flavor with all the added fun of having to then explain why you didn't just go for vanilla.
See? It's better.
22. Chunky Monkey
- Banana ice cream, fudge chunks, walnuts
"Trust me on this" is a phrase probably banded about at ice cream companies all the time, and probably never so more than during the pitch of Chunky Monkey. Luckily a cloaked old man appeared from the shadows during the meeting, pointed at the intern who suggested it, and yelled, "HE HAS THE GIFT." And the rest is equally legitimate history.
- Chocolate ice cream, fudge chunks, toasted marshmallow, graham cracker swirls
Some things just make perfect sense: reclining chairs, Arrested Development coming back, and ice cream that tastes like s'mores.