Khloe Kardashian

15. Khloe Kardashian

We've been through this already, Khloe, we hate you. Also that's a dumb way to spell "Chloe".

Tom Cruise

14. Tom Cruise

His prowess as an actor is undeniable (or, at the very least, better than most people mentioned in this article) but since we're all in something of an agreement that Scientology is silly and weird, it just feels right to consign Tom to his new ranks: "Worse than Dane Cook".

Dane Cook

13. Dane Cook

Better than Tom Cruise. In case you needed proof.

Paris Hilton

12. Paris Hilton

Is it just us or has Paris Hilton been keeping something of a comparatively low profile? Good for her. Yes, she's made some mistakes and no, we're never, ever going to stop considering her one of the outright scourges of human existence, but credit where credit's due. Likely not in her bank account.

Mel Gibson

11. Mel Gibson

It's been a rough couple of years for anyone who knows Mel Gibson. Our hearts go out to them in this difficult time of Mel Gibson still doing and saying things.