Urgh, we don't even want to talk about it anymore.
4. Rush Limbaugh
Limbaugh's been talked about a lot this year, what with his calling a college girl on birth control a "slut" and imagining Bane from the new Batman movie being a thinly veiled jab at Mitt Romney. He's probably just trying to get his ratings as high as his blood pressure so he can win that bet with his doctor.
3. Kanye West
A rare entry in this "douchebag" list who also counts as a genuine talent. It's a shame that talent is so often marred by things like being a total jackass socially and professionally. Remember that time he grabbed the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech? How come nobody's talked about that in a while?
2. Chris Brown
While a simple "obviously" would do us just fine, we'd still like to take a moment to remember that time he tore off his shirt and smashed a window with a chair while he was at Good Morning America. This man is an adult.
1. Mike The Situation Sorrentino
And so it's come to this: the douchiest celebrity is none other than the Jersey Shore's (duh) The Situation, who rose to prominence by being the worst person in a show about the worst people. Those who know him best will probably be better able to point to a particular moment in his life where it all started to go wrong, but we on the outside know it probably had something to do with the first time he thought to expose his abs and get a catchphrase. Congratulations to all our losers.