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14. Being flexible
Flexibility: a sexy turn on in terms of physicality, but I also like to think this includes being open to MY suggestion of which movie to see tonight. Ruby Sparks looks good! Let's try it!
13. Long hair
Forget to schedule a hair appointment this month? Good. Long hair's sexy. The longer the sexier, so don't even THINK of ever getting your hair cut again. Longer. Longer, I say!
12. A subtle foreign accent only if authentic
Being from somewhere far away is hot, because it means you're different and mysterious and probably haven't heard many lame pick-up lines yet.
A good set of lips indicates great kissing ability, and that's sexy. It also indicates that you're not a snake or anything, which, again, is a plus.