FXJKHR, Futurama

10. FXJKHR, Futurama

He's a trailblazer for so many reasons: our first space alien President, our first President with a memorial that scares whole field trips of kids, and our first President who cared so much about the electorate that he ate it.

Josiah Bartlet, The West Wing

9. Josiah Bartlet, The West Wing

Jed Bartlet has Sorkin-level banter skills, a firm commitment to good solid American values, and enough popularity to keep Rob Lowe from being The West Wing's main character past Season 1 (THANK GOD).

Baxter Harris, Scary Movie 3 and 4

8. Baxter Harris, Scary Movie 3 and 4

He's Leslie Nielsen, which is already fantastic. He's also supposed to be a fun version of George W. Bush, and remember, the real George W. Bush is so fun he publicly nicknamed his key advisor "Turd Blossom".

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Idiocracy

7. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Idiocracy

If The Rock would sack up and form an exploratory committee (and get some automatic weapons), this kind of fictional pro wrestler Dwayne-In-Chief could be a real (and really entertaining) President of the United States.

President Kang, The Simpsons

6. President Kang, The Simpsons

If you think he shouldn't be ranked so high, don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.