10. Zoo Lion Wants to Eat Little Girl Real Bad

Apparently, sugar, spice, and everything nice is exactly what this lion was craving. It may not have gotten what it wanted, but at least it had a chance to burn off the slugs, snails, and puppy dog tails from earlier.

9. Crazy Guy With a Boot on his Head Announces Presidential Bid

Boots, ponies, flying monkeys—now that's change we can be confused guy. It doesn't matter where you are on the political spectrum, we can all agree that if this man were president, things would be interesting. Terribly, terribly interesting.

8. Five Guys Burgers and Fries Review Songified

The Gregory Brothers have been responsible for launching the short-lived careers of one or two previous internet celebrities. We can only be thankful for them turning to this guy's review, not just because it's a good song, but because his viewpoint on everything must be shared with everyone from now on.

7. Dad Gets Revenge for Daughters Obnoxious Facebook Post

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves: one for you, the other a much smaller hole you can toss the shattered remains of your kid daughters laptop into. Or however that saying goes, I forget.

6. The Dark Knight Rises Trailer with Pee-wee Herman Voices

Dear whatever twisted genius came up with this idea as the one thing that could make the Dark Knight Rises Trailer even MORE viral: I salute and respect you. You weird, weird guy.