The Least Sexy Summer Fashion for Men

Summer is full of terrible things, like sunburns, mosquitos, and humidity, but the worst part is all the crazy unsexy stuff guys wear. Vote on your least favorite below, then vote on the sexist summer fashion for women.

The official voting period ends Thursday May 15, 2014 at 12:00AM so get your votes in now.

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Total Votes: 379,551

Score = wins / total matches  (recalculated every 5 minutes)

The Results

  • 1.
    Big Shorts That Go To The Mid Calf Area
    74%
  • 2.
    Socks and Sandals
    73%
  • 3.
    Boots with Shorts
    64%
  • 4.
    Deep V Necks
    63%
  • 5.
    Tall Socks with Shorts
    63%
  • 6.
    Cut Offs
    59%
  • 7.
    Man Purses
    57%
  • 8.
    Unnecessary Scarves
    55%
  • 9.
    Manpris
    53%
  • 10.
    Fedoras
    53%
  • 11.
    "Sport" Sandals
    53%
  • 12.
    Visors
    51%
  • 13.
    Jorts
    51%
  • 14.
    Those Sunglass Neck Strap Things
    49%
  • 15.
    Anything with Velcro
    48%
  • 16.
    Chubbies Shorts
    47%
  • 17.
    Zip Off Pant-Shorts
    46%
  • 18.
    Jean Vests
    43%
  • 19.
    Soul Patches
    43%
  • 20.
    Hawaiian Shirts
    40%
  • 21.
    Graphic Tees
    33%
  • 22.
    Any Necklace
    28%
  • 23.
    Cargo Shorts
    27%
  • 24.
    Mirror Sunglasses
    25%
  • 25.
    Tank Tops
    22%
  • 26.
    Plaid Shorts
    19%
  • 27.
    Board Shorts
    18%

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