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Kaylan Patterson

Year  Senior    School  SUNY at Stony Brook
Hometown  East Rockaway    Major  Biology

Kaylan's Interview


So let's talk

Okay, what’s up?



Not a whole lot, you?

Nothing really slaving over Micro Econ & spending more time on the computer than is allowed.



Lame, you're doing work?

):Oh get over it, I'm a bio major taking Micro Econ that’s clearly a problem. I have no idea what’s going on I have to attempt to pass.



You have to be smart to take classes like that, but how smart is it to do that to yourself? Seems like a paradox.

Sad but true.



Why are you taking such hard classes?!

I want to be an orthodontist. It takes hard work.



What year are you?

I'm a senior but I should be a junior.



So you're a smart kid.

I’m morbidly determined not that smart.



What do you like to do when you're not studying like a nerd?

Clearly the nerds party the best, I live a crazy life and drink like a fish.



Haha, really?

Hell yeah.



What’s the craziest thing that’s happened so far this year?

Well the school year just started, but yesterday I was walking across campus & some kid started walking with me and told me about the party that was going on in his pants. That was pretty strange.



Did you attend?

Haha, I asked if there was drinking he said he had a keg... I only like 6 packs. I declined the invitation.



Very smooth.

You know it.



I’m surprised that people still use the partyin my pants line.

You and me both! I thought it was a myth, apparently not.



It's weird, because that line MUST have worked for him before if he's still using it at this point in his life. You don't go this long otherwise.

Either that or he was a pathetically horny frosh trying to make moves.



Still, he shouldn't let that get in the way of his game. What's the worst line you've heard, but that has also worked on you?

I seriously don’t get lines, I’m like the only person alive. I’m pissed



Maybe you're intimidating.

Well that sucks.



Do you have high standards?

I have some standards but they arent high... When you ask for less you usually get more.



That's a good policy. Hopefully people read this and aren't intimidated anymore- then they\'ll start hassling you.

I hope!