I've been staring at it for 10 minutes, and I still don't think I got everything on this awesome beer pong table.
Finals are stressful for everybody. The key is finding something you enjoy doing that helps you relax.
"Please put up for my Buddy Zach in Iraq who helped build it. It will give him a reminder of whats waiting for him in March when he returns."
Fire drill during the IU/Duke game - we had just enough time to turn the TV around and turn up the speakers before making our daring escape.
Strawberry Shortcake and whatever the girl-to-the-right-of-Strawberry-Shortcake is just couldn't be Disney. They had to be different.
"An actual pumpkin and a little kid's costume from Goodwill with the ass cut out of it." You win weirdest costume in the room, not an easy feat!