'The Morning After Lost' Articles
- Friday, May 30 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:BOOM
You took down your poster of Borat. You threw out the condom wrappers that have been on your floor since January. You packed up the rest of your room and hauled it off campus. Your finals are done. You even met this semester's goal and had oral...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker15
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- Thursday, May 15 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:Son of a...
They say good things come to those who wait. So, for all you readers out there who have been waiting patiently at home all week, finals a distant memory, here's to you. And for those of us who had 5 finals, including 3 in 20 hours, and capped it...
KEEP READINGBy Kevin Slane14
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- Friday, May 9 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:Destiny, John, Is A Fickle Bitch
Turning for the homestretch, Big Brown swept past Recapturetheglory, who had taken a narrow lead from Cowboy Cal, and from there it was just a formality as Big Brown cruised to the finish line.Your heart sank when you lost the 20 bones you just...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker10
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- Friday, May 2 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:I'm the one who came back. I'm the one who saved you.
We've all done it. We let that person slip away from us. The only one who ever really felt right in your arms, on your lips, and just walking next to you. It was just the two of you against the world. But, life throws us obstacles. Jobs, distance,...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker12
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- Friday, Apr 25 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:What Are You Talking About? The Doctor is Fine.
To Do List:Learn Portuguese. Break up with that wannabe hipster chick. Study more.Back up your computer.Start training for a marathon.Join a foos ball league.Get your shit together, in general.You were given five weeks off from life to accomplish...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker5
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- Friday, Mar 21 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:"I'm here to die"
Anticipation. Suspense. Eagerness.It takes a lot of time, energy, thought, experience and wisdom to figure this out.There are bound to be surprises. There are particular outcomes whose certainty rivals the sky's blueness. And yet, you know that,...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker14
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- Friday, Mar 14 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:'Nice to meet you, Kevin"
If there's one thing we've learned from Lost, it's to expect the unexpected.We know now that polar bears can live on tropical islands. That cripples can walk again. That our consciousness can travel through time.We've also learned that nothing is...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker8
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- Friday, Mar 7 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:"YOU'RE MINE! ... (long pause) ... Take as much time as you need."
Let's recap.Hillary broke Barack's streak. Exciting? Not really. Because it's still not enough to pull ahead.Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. Heartbreaking? Not really. He seems to be doing fine.Project Runway announced that little "Flock of...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker12
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- Thursday, Feb 28 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:No, This Is Not Amnesia
It's the most glamorous night of the year. The biggest stars are out. The red carpet is laid down. Expensive gowns are zipped up. Tuxedos are donned. And all of Hollywood " and the world - is abuzz at what will happen. You break out the fancy...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker20
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- Friday, Feb 15 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:What Was He, A Diplomat?
She wanted breakfast in bed. Check.She wanted flowers. Check.She wanted you to wear a cheesy red tie that matched her dress. Check.She wanted you to go down on her because, let's face it, you don't do that enough. Check.She wanted you to write her...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker13
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- Friday, Feb 8 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:How Stupid Do You Think I Am?
Decisions are difficult. And deciding between two people is even more difficult. Sometimes, a decision between two people affects our lives so deeply, that we weigh the consequences with the most intense thoughtfulness and every bit of intuition...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker23
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- Friday, Feb 1 2008
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The Morning After Lost
Article:I Am Dead, But I'm Here
Three months ago, the Writers Guild of America went on strike. They were concerned about the unfair compensation that writers receive for new media projects. The controversial strike, supported by other guilds such as the Screen Actors Guild, is...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker49
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- Thursday, May 24 2007
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The Morning After, Lost: "I Am a Dentist; I Am Not Rambo"
It has come down to this. If you have a test tomorrow, you skipped studying for it. If you had a hot date scheduled with that busty brunette, you canceled it. And, if your boyfriend still hasn’t become a Lost fan, you finally dumped his ass....
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker
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- Thursday, May 17 2007
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Article:
The Morning After - Lost: We're Gonna Blow 'Em All to Hell
Sometimes you have to take one for the team. I’m not one to approach tv stars. I don’t watch much tv, so I usually don’t even know who these “celebrities” are. And, even if I knew, I’m usually not impressed...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 7 likes
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- Thursday, May 3 2007
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The Morning After, Lost: "You Wanna Go to Hell?"
"Dear Mr. Sawyer, You don't know who I am but I know who you are and I know what you done. You had sex with my mother and then you stole my dad's money all away. So he got angry and he killed my mother and then he killed himself, too. All I know...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 2 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 26 2007
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Article:
The Morning After - Lost: Why Is This Room Hidden?
Nothing is what it seems. Well, duh. We all learned this in 1st grade, when we went to a birthday party and a magician who smelled like mold pulled a paper flower out of his ear. A few years later, we were reminded of this when Coca-Cola...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 6 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 19 2007
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Article:
The Morning After, Lost: Just Tell The Girl You’re Too Bloody Scared
We’ve all been there. We’re depressed: the person we love kisses someone else on the playground, takes someone else to the prom, or has a picnic with someone else on the beach of a deserted island under a tarp several weeks after one...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 8 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 12 2007
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Article:
The Morning After Lost - What the Hell Is She Doing Here?
Billions of years ago, we were little more than mindless organisms floating aimlessly through the ocean. Tiny, single-celled, conscious-less beings that drifted through liquid in whichever direction it took us. Millions of years later, we...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 3 likes
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- Thursday, Apr 5 2007
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The Morning After, Lost – “I don’t like…blankets.”
They put shrink wrap on porn magazines for many reasons. One of the reasons is so that people don’t take a free peek. Another reason is so people don’t tear out a page without buying the magazine. And, yet another reason is so people...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 4 likes
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- Thursday, Mar 29 2007
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The Morning After – Lost : “Who the Hell is Nikki?”
We all did it. We saw the two sexy yet nameless passengers starting out as glorified extras and eventually graduating to half-ass cast members with a few more lines. We thought we knew exactly what was up. We thought we were smart. We thought, &...
KEEP READINGBy Alison Becker 3 likes
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