I’ve been searching long and hard for two things while pursuing degrees in college: the perfect public toilet and the perfect girl. The other day I had an epiphany when I realized their similarities. With both the perfect toilet and the perfect girl, you want it/her to:
#Smell nice.
#Have not been used by a lot of guys.
#Be disease-free.
#Be worthy of sharing with your friends.
#Not require protection to use.
#Be pube-free
#Appear clean enough for your mother to approve.
#Not mind being peed on.
#Have no fetuses inside.
#Have soft toilet paper nearby for when you're finished.
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