My 100% reliable predictions for the coming year.
- A famous celebrity will end life's journey and die peacefully at home!
- A sports match will lead to an argument amongst friends!
- Old Navy will advertise their reasonably priced half zip pullovers with the help of smiling people of various races singing a well-known song! There may even be dancing!
- The Daily Show will highlight and mock George W. Bush's foibles!
- There will be a natural disaster of some sort somewhere on the Earth!
- Abortion will continue to cause disagreements between people of contrasting points of view!
- Your Mother will forward you an email containing a funny cartoon which was forwarded to her by someone at her place of employment!
- You will urinate at least once every day!
- You will get sick! Nothing serious, though, most likely a sinus infection or a stomach bug.
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