CUTE COLLEGE CHICK of the week
Name: #1432-0983-A
Age: 3 Weeks
Year: Freshman
Hometown: Louisville, Kentucky
Major: Growing big and fat so I can become delicious. F*ck you, vegetarians!
Favourite Drink: unclean water
How would you advise a guy to go about trying to get with you: Well, you can get your hands on both of my breasts AND my greasy thighs for less than 5 bucks!!! OMG! LMAO! But seriously...I'm really easy.
What would you advise him not to do/say: "can i have a side of potato salad with that?" Loser.
Do you have a boyfriend: No, there's only chicks at this place. Which is good for me because I'm a huge dyke! LOL!
Can you describe to me the ideal kissing technique: I like a little bit of regurgitation! Just lock that beak around mine and let the good times roll.
What's your most embarassing college moment: Some other chick totally shit all over me yesterday!
Check out some more pics of me below!!!
Name: #1432-0983-A
Age: 3 Weeks
Year: Freshman
Hometown: Louisville, Kentucky
Major: Growing big and fat so I can become delicious. F*ck you, vegetarians!
Favourite Drink: unclean water
How would you advise a guy to go about trying to get with you: Well, you can get your hands on both of my breasts AND my greasy thighs for less than 5 bucks!!! OMG! LMAO! But seriously...I'm really easy.
What would you advise him not to do/say: "can i have a side of potato salad with that?" Loser.
Do you have a boyfriend: No, there's only chicks at this place. Which is good for me because I'm a huge dyke! LOL!
Can you describe to me the ideal kissing technique: I like a little bit of regurgitation! Just lock that beak around mine and let the good times roll.
What's your most embarassing college moment: Some other chick totally shit all over me yesterday!
Check out some more pics of me below!!!
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