
Last time out, I found similarities between the perfect girl and the perfect public bathroom. Now I realize that was a gross and juvenile comparison. Here is a much more appropriate, less disgusting comparison, the perfect girl vs. the perfect car. Both should have:
by Brian Paulsen at Villanova
by Chris Richman at Rowan
by Streeter Seidell at Fordham
Bring home your very own Dramatic Chipmunk, LOLcat, and hamster stuck in a wheel.
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
I hope I can still do this at his age and look this good...
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys