Last time out, I found similarities between the perfect girl and the perfect public bathroom. Now I realize that was a gross and juvenile comparison. Here is a much more appropriate, less disgusting comparison, the perfect girl vs. the perfect car. Both should have:
- Frequent waxings
- Low mileage
- Great headlights
- Clean, pleasant-smelling interiors
- Low maintenance needs
- High trade-in value
- Low emissions
- Wide rims, clean tailpipes
- Room to comfortably fit five
- Great performance when wet
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