Help Wanted: Counter Terrorist Unit

by JewmanG. on February 16, 2007

The Counter Terrorist Unit (CTU) of the United States of America (USA) is currently searching for a well qualified candidate to fill a field position.

Qualified applicant must meet the following criteria:

  • Must have prior military experience
  • Must be able to work under extremely stressful situations
  • Must be able to work 24-hour shifts
  • Must be able to accurately and competently operate a cell phone
  • Must know various forms of light torture ("heavy" torture is also a plus, but not required)
  • Must know how to dismantle various explosives (preferably nuclear)
  • Must know CPR
  • Prior aircraft experience (preferably helicopter) is a plus, but not required
    CTU has long been the USA's top force in countering terrorist units throughout southern California. Our field operatives are the toughest of the tough and the brightest of the bright. If one is lucky enough to be accepted into our organization, HE will be immediately pleased with the amount of teamwork and camaraderie that makes up the CTU.

    Salary is between $15,000 and $20,000 per year (depending on experience).

    What are you waiting for?

    Apply Today!
     
    If interested, please fax your resume to (310) 597-3781


















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