Things I May or May Not Have Said While Inebriated

by Thomas Murray on February 26, 2007
  • "I fucking hate you. I hate all of you."
  • "I love you guys."

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  • "Who is your boyfriend? I bet he sucks dick."
  • "Please don't get your boyfriend."
  • "I didn't say you suck dick, it was that guy over there."
  • "Shit. I think I'm bleeding."

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  • "You're cute. I'd totally rape you"
  • "I meant that if I were a rapist, I would rape you. It was supposed to be a compliment."
  • "I just meant that you're my type, I think you're cute."
  • "Please don't call the police."

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  • "I am so drunk, I fucking love beer!"
  • "I am never drinking again."
  • "I just threw up. I can't drink anymore."
  • "Yeah, I guess you can pour me another one."
  • "I fucking love beer!"

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  • "Officer, its okay, we were looking through her window before she started changing her clothes."
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