I barely noticed her as she walked into the room, being completely engrossed in working on my car. She was nude, coated in a thin layer of weight gain powder as she called my name. I, of course, did not remember hers (all women are whores). I put down the wrench and stopped working on my Mustang (1-60 in 4 seconds, yeah, not a big deal) as I looked towards her. "Now THAT'S what I'M TALKING ABOUT!" I yelled as I took off my slightly tilted hat and put down my natty.
by Alex Branson at Mizzou
by Jake Hurwitz at Hunter College
by Jim Dunson
Bring home your very own Dramatic Chipmunk, LOLcat, and hamster stuck in a wheel.
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
I hope I can still do this at his age and look this good...
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys