
Prof: ...so these are the many different features of the Martian surface.
The Brilliance: So how come they only call the surface on Mars the "Martian Surface"? Why don't they call any other planet's surface a Martian surface?
Professor Einstein- And all of the main branches of military have their headquarters located in the Pentagon. You know what that is? It's that building that looks like that weird shape. What shape is that?
Class- A pentagon.
After teacher hands out summary sheet to study for final.
Genius 1: So this is all that is going to be on our final?
Prof: Yes, and if you have any more questions you can come to my office hours or email me.
Genius 2: So we can just email you with have any questions?
Einstein Jr.: So this Sears and Roebuck company back in the 50's, was it like JC Penny is today?
Professor: Well sort of, but more like Sears...
Our final exam includes a question which contains the phrase "within earshot".
Valedictorian: What's an ear-shot?
Professor: Uh...
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Bring home your very own Dramatic Chipmunk, LOLcat, and hamster stuck in a wheel.
Trinity Miracle: End Zone Shot
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A quick look at the themes that didn't make the cut.
Like an alcoholic Gatorade -- only more fun.
You've NEVER heard a rooster like this before.
I hope I can still do this at his age and look this good...
One Black guy being chased buy 100 white guys