Hygiene Survey

by CH Staff on February 20, 2008

College is a filthy, filthy place and you're a filthy, filthy person, right?I bet you change your sheets once a semester and use a finger for a toothbrush, don't you?Or maybe you're that one hyper-clean dorm resident who actually changes his socks instead of just telling everyone you changed your socks?Take our Hygiene Survey below and let us know! But don't lie - if you're the one who's been clogging the shower drains on the 3rd floor of Williamson Hall we WILL find out.

The Hygiene Survey

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Where are you, academically?
Do you live..
Do you live in a..
On average, how often do you brush your teeth?
How often do you shower?
What do you use to clean your body?
What do you use to clean your hair?
Do you wear shower shoes?
What do you sleep in?
Do you regularly pick your nose?
Have you ever picked your nose and eaten it?
Do you wash your hands after you pee?
Do you wash your hands after you poop?
How many consecutive days have you worn underwear without washing it?
Do you trim your pubic hair?
Have you ever peed in the shower?
Have you ever masturbated in the shower?
Have you ever had sex in a dorm shower?
Do you look at toilet paper after you wipe?