"When I become you, I will not be able to do your beauty justice."
"One of the voices in my head has the same cute laugh as you."
"Shhh, dear. I don't think you need to lose weight. Plus this way I'll be able to make a vest."
"Wow, your perfume smells exactly like the inside of a guys face."
"Not even death can stop the way I feel about you."
"You are so still when you sleep. So still..."
"I can't stand the thought of something as perfect as you living in a world like this."
"You will be the one they remember me for."
"When we make love the screaming stops."
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