in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Lame Party
In high school I ended up going to a halloween party at my friend's house whose parents were out of town. All my friends were really into writing music at that point so everyone was too busy arguing about music theory and trying to show each other up on acoustic guitar to do anything else so I decided to leave. I called my mom and sat on the curb outside the house waiting for her to come when a cop car pulled up. The officer came up to me and told me there had been a noise complaint at the house and asked me what was going on. I told him there was a party going on in the backyard and they were just playing music, and directed him to the side gate so he could go see for himself. He laughed and asked me if I wanted to give them a heads up first to hide the alcohol and I told him there was no need because the party was too lame. He walked into the backyard and came out a few minutes later and took a seat next to me on the curb. He told me the party was indeed totally lame and that he didn't feel right leaving me alone on the curb to wait for my mom at that time of night, so we hung out for about fifteen minutes swapping stories about high school parties. When my mom showed up she freaked out about the fact that I was with a cop, but he told her he was just waiting with me and not to worry because I was a good kid who only attended lame parties.
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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