in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Slip n slide
My freshman year of college a few buddies and I were out partying and got back to the dorm around 3:30 am. This was the honors dorm so it was generally very quiet. We were obviously drunk, and when your drunk you like to fill up trash cans with water, lean it against a door, and knock, right? So we did. In hindsight, thank God the kid(complete stranger) wasn't back in his room yet. Unfortunately, we had trashcans filled w/ water, so we decided to turn our 2nd floor into one big "Slip n' Slide" arena. This was a terrible idea being that the RD lived in the RD apartment across from our room. Later we found out, he had left for the weekend, but came back to find his place flooded...ish. This fiasco went on for a good hour, until we heard a police officer waddle through the water reporting back to base that there is water cascading down the steps into the front desk area. We all got busted, and had to meet w/ the disciplinarian of the University, which we had thought and expected to be terminated from the University. She told us, and I quote, "This was some Animal House shit that you guys did. This is the funniest thing I have ever encountered on a university campus. I'm not going to terminate you guys from campus, but I'm obligated to put you on probation until the end of the semester(we had about 3 weeks left at this point)." It is still told at some of the freshmen tours, and my letter from the police station is now framed. " Mr. Rogers was seen by officers running out of the men's bathroom wearing a shower curtain as a cape on his back, performing slip and slip type actions."
I Fought the Law
Run-ins with the cops
See All »
I Fought the Law
Run-ins with the cops
See All »
Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
#1
I Fought the Law
Run-ins with the cops
See All »
Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
#2
I Fought the Law
Run-ins with the cops
See All »
Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
#3
I Fought the Law
Run-ins with the cops
See All »
Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
#4
Comments (
