in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Annoying Neighbor
I live in a small apartment in the area of town where nightlife is the only life, so people are always being rambunctious & drunk in my complex. One night, I had 4 friends over for dinner & drinks, at around 9pm. Apparently, my middle-aged neighbor 2 units down thought that our talking while sitting at my kitchen table, without any music, was an outrageous noisy disturbance. He called the cops. When the the officer arrived, I answered the door holding a beer (I am 20). Then we all ended up chatting about how crazy my neighbor is. The cop left, and we returned to our low-key night. 20 minutes later, my neighbor called the cops AGAIN. This time, the officer was annoyed with my neighbor, so we all stood around the door with our beers sh*t-talking him with the cop for a bit. My dog ended up escaping, so I went to look for him. By this time, the cop was in his car about to head out and I stopped him, beer in hand to tell him to watch for my dog, and that I'm going to get in my car to drive around the neighborhood and look for him. The cop let me drive drunk, and I found my dog. And my neighbor hasn't called the cops since.
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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