I work at a popular italian restaurant as a food/kitchen runner. Sucks. A woman ordered a salad. She sent the salad back complaining that the vegetables in the salad were too "crispy and fresh." She asked for us to put it in the microwave with butter. People are simply ridiculous.

As a bartender, I usually have to deal with people who are douchebags when they are drunk. Some are fine, and if they get too aggressive or stupid, I can cut them off or make them drink water. However, I can't really do anything unless they ask for another drink. One night not too long ago, a girl was in the bar I worked at and was mucking around with her friends. She was... Read More » drunk and being really annoying. She kept on reaching over the bar, which she shouldn't be doing. The first few times I told her politely to not do that again. Eventually, she stopped, instead she decided to start stealing large amounts of straws and putting them in her friend's pockets. Once again, I told her more than once to stop it. The third or fourth time she did that I decided would be the last. About 5 minutes after I asked her not to take more straws she reached over the bar. Seeing this straight away, I picked up my post mix gun and sprayed her with Soda water.

I work as a bagger at the grocery store on a navy base during the breaks when I'm home from school. We don't get a salary, just tips. This can be both good and bad at times, usually bad considering we have only one small sign to let people know this (we used to have more but one person complained they felt pressured to tip...well you should when we cram 2 carts worth of... Read More » groceries into your little 2 seat sports car in 100 degree heat). Anyways, I bagged some groceries for this old lady in a motorized cart and of course was going to be extremely nice since she looked in poor health. We proceeded outside when she suddenly forgot where her car was parked. I followed her for about 20minutes while she (slowly I might add since she is in a cart) looked for it (97degrees and FL humid out this day). I finally asked if she had an alarm on her car keys that she could press to find the car. She said she did and tried for 10 minutes to no avail. I left her in the shade and walked the entire parking lot up and down with the keys while pressing the alarm and no luck. Somehow, she remembered where she parked when I got back to her, so we started the slow walk to her car. She decided to take the cart off-road in this little tree patch we have in the median and got stuck. So I had to lift the cart, with her still seated in it, and place the entire thing back on the road. We finally got to her car, and realized she had given me the keys and alarm button to her car at home, not the one she drove today so all our previous attempts over the last 30 min were pointless. I put her groceries in the car and hoped for a good tip seeing as I was very nice to her and spent the last hour in the heat looking for her car. She gave me a quarter but then said "You were so nice to me, let me give you something extra" to which she handed me a dime....O, and she also walked at this point, but never even thought to get out and stand when I was lifting her and her cart out of the dirt.

I work at a drug store, and one day we had a guy who was at least 65 come in, furious he could not find non-lubricated condoms. His reasoning for needing them was because he if he used lubricated ones, the lube got in his eyes and it burnt like hell. I try not to think of what exactly he was doing with them.

I work as an intern doing HTML coding, and I get paid eight dollars an hour. Recently, I've been working with a head coder from a major online company, and when I sent him my coding he ruined it, forcing me to fix it all and do his job for him because he didn't know how it got messed up. He gets paid five times what I do.

One day I was one break from my job at the pool store, so I was sitting in my car in the parking lot to check my phone and get away for a little. While I'm sitting there, an couple comes out of the store and starts loading their pool supplies in their car. As the morbidly fat wife opens the side door to put things in she hits my car with her door. I just stare out the window... Read More » dumbstruck for a second and decide to just check once they leave, but then once their done packing the woman opens a different door into my car again this time harder. Because I am in uniform, I can do nothing but look out my window in awe, but let's just say next time they come in with algae in their pool, I'll tell them to put soap in it.