I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Bio Wars
Well, I have an internship at my university. I work for a group of Plant Biotechnology grad students experimenting on wheat, and, naturally, they're pretty cool, and we get along fine. One day, we headed out to the fields to plant some samples, and my supervisor, who, by the way, is a total bro, and a good friend of mine, has to take a piss. now, there was a Port-o-Pottie nearby, but right across from our field was another field, and the guy planting there was a douchebag. This guy would always use the best supplies, always took the better truck to the fields, and more. We didn't see him around anywhere, so my supervisor walks over to his field, unzips, and pisses all over this guy's most recently planted samples. unfortunately for my supervisor, Mr. Douchebag walks out of the port-o-pottie, which we thought was empty, sees us, and chases after us yelling. we steal his truck, which belonged to the lab anyway, and drive the hell away laughing.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »