I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Seeing as my (ex) girlfriend and I were both living with our parents while at uni we decided to go camping for our anniversary for some privacy. Needless to say we had some sexy time while alone in our tent. However seeing as there were other people (some of them families) camping around us my gf decides we can't possibly chuck the condom out the tent for kiddies to find tomorrow morning, so she makes me stash it in my bag to throw out the next day...Anyway flash forward 2 days and I'm back at home unpacking my bag in the kitchen having forgotten about the condom and leaving it in my bag for two days in the Australian summer. I proceed to put clothes out of my bag and in the process fling the funky evidence across the room so it lands on the kitchen counter, drooping off the edge like a half filled water balloon that's been repeatedly stuffed up someones vag... Worst part is I still didn't notice it till I went into my room for half an hour and came out to find it still hanging there...god knows my mum must have wanted to do something about it but couldn't face the embarrassment...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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