Rough Love

Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.

Rough Love
uPick

In Tents

Up +371 Down

Seeing as my (ex) girlfriend and I were both living with our parents while at uni we decided to go camping for our anniversary for some privacy. Needless to say we had some sexy time while alone in our tent. However seeing as there were other people (some of them families) camping around us my gf decides we can't possibly chuck the condom out the tent for kiddies to find tomorrow morning, so she makes me stash it in my bag to throw out the next day...Anyway flash forward 2 days and I'm back at home unpacking my bag in the kitchen having forgotten about the condom and leaving it in my bag for two days in the Australian summer. I proceed to put clothes out of my bag and in the process fling the funky evidence across the room so it lands on the kitchen counter, drooping off the edge like a half filled water balloon that's been repeatedly stuffed up someones vag... Worst part is I still didn't notice it till I went into my room for half an hour and came out to find it still hanging there...god knows my mum must have wanted to do something about it but couldn't face the embarrassment...

Comments ()
What is uPick?

uPick is a new feature on CollegeHumor where YOU the user upload a story or picture to a category. You then vote up or down these stories as you see fit.

Categories
Jukebox Everything music, except rap and country.
Bomb Voyage Your friends don't want to hear your crazy travel story again, so tell the internet.
Rants Tell us how you really feel.
News Dumb things can happen off the Internet too.
.GIFs They're just like pictures, but they move.
WTF The strange, the bizarre, and the utterly beyond explanation.
Fail The only thing better than watching someone else screw up is making fun of it afterwards.
Win Did you do something amazing? Tell us about it. It's not bragging if it's really, really cool.
Classroom Post your funny test answers and classroom stories here. What else are you gonna do, study?
Screencap Catch the Internet being ridiculous, one screencap at a time.
Rough Love Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Text Mess Wrong numbers, autocorrect failure, and text pranks are awesome. When they happen to other people.
Pet Stories Everyone loves talking about their pets.
Jokes Do you have what it takes to do standup? Of course not, so post your jokes here instead.
Idiotech Parents, teachers, bosses, and the general old people population are terrible with technology.
Work Sucks Is your job the worst? Prove it.
Roommate Confessions You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.
Polidicks People say really stupid things about politics on the Internet.
Pranks The best pranks are the ones that you can gloat about for years.
I Fought the Law Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.