I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Reading issue 130, the super mario story reminded me of my own similar experience. Three years back I was in a phase where I played SNES games on my laptop. My new housemate of that week with which I really hit it off and pushed a lot of the right buttons overheard, walked in and asked to join in some time. Long story short, maybe a day later she and I did the nasty and she wanted to keep it silent. A few days later we got to playing SMB, and a few weeks later during a houseparty she wildly exclaimed that 'Pete and I always play SMB on his laptop, it's awesome!' while giving me the most suggestive wink possible while remaining inconspicuous to the rest. A month after that as things seemed to actually get serious between us she turned 180 degrees and cheated on me. Conclusion: I can never hear the super mario tune anymore without thinking about sex with the woman with the biggest boobs I've ever seen (IRL). Childhood memory = ruined.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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