I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Time and time again, before I can get in the sack with my girlfriend, she's made me dress up as various Disney characters. If it's male and in Disney, good chance I've had to dress up as it: The guy from Mulan, Aladdin, the genie from Aladdin, Bambi, Stitch, etc. So, I decide to go and ask her ex-boyfriend(whom we're both still on good terms with) why she had that kind of fetish. He paused and looked at me for a second, before saying,"Oh, yeah, she does that." "Why?" I asked. "Because she can."
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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