I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Shower or Shit
My boyfriend and I use Gmail video chat to mutually masturbate. Since it's sometimes hard to find privacy at his house, occasionally he'll go to the bathroom and lock the door. I also have a habit of wearing my headphones so I can hear him. Once, during a pretty hot session, we were both really close when his dad knocks on the door.and asks him, "So are you taking a shower or taking a shit?" Both of us burst out laughing. What's more, my boyfriend responded casually to him, "You don't hear the water running. What do you think?"
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