I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Shower or Shit
My boyfriend and I use Gmail video chat to mutually masturbate. Since it's sometimes hard to find privacy at his house, occasionally he'll go to the bathroom and lock the door. I also have a habit of wearing my headphones so I can hear him. Once, during a pretty hot session, we were both really close when his dad knocks on the door.and asks him, "So are you taking a shower or taking a shit?" Both of us burst out laughing. What's more, my boyfriend responded casually to him, "You don't hear the water running. What do you think?"
Anonymous B. |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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