I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My boyfriend of ten years does this thing where if we're having sex in the missionary position he'll sometimes stare directly at the wall with an angry look on his face. I used to ignore it (and get creeped out) or ask if he's okay (he's always fine). Once I couldn't take it anymore and just randomly yelled nonsense whilst flailing my hands. He startled so badly he almost fell off me/the bed. I couldn't stop laughing. Now when he makes that face I ask why he's mad at the wall and he can't help but chuckle, then start ramming me harder so I don't have a chance to scare him again.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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