I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So the other night, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and he asked if there was anything I wanted him to do. So, I whispered in his ear that I wanted him to pull my hair and call me a slut. He then proceeded to pull on my pubic hair and called me a slut. The next day, I was feeling a little down so I asked him to say nice things to me the next time we have sex. A little while later, he started fingering me and said, "You're a good student." I thought he was trying to do some teacher-student roleplay, so I went with it. Then, he said, "Your jokes make me laugh." It made me pause for a bit, and he finished up with, "My parents really like you." I have now given up making requests for what he does during sex.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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