I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So, me and my girlfriend were making out behind our school (we have this game we like to play, where I try to bite her ass and she doesn't let me), and after a while of trying, I get an awesome idea. I push her away (but still keep my hands on her hips), turn her around, crouch quickly, and pull her ass back to my teeth. Everything would have worked well, hadn't I been pressed to a wall...I pulled her a bit too hard and her ass made me hit the back of my head into a wall of concrete and lose conciousness for a minute or two, during which she started crying because she thought I had died. Yeah... we don't play that game anymore.
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