I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Always a Good Compromise
My boyfriend has a fascination with anal sex and after telling him I don't want it several times, I came to a compromise: I would let him stick his junk in my butt if he would let me stick a finger up his. I figured it would be something that would never happen. Until tonight. He's trying to get in, and I remind him of the agreement. What does he do? He turns around, and "assumes the position." I don't even get 1/2 an inch in when he laughs, says it tickles, and clenches tight. I automatically start laughing because of the humor+horror look on his face. It will still be one of those moments I'll never forget.
Jessi H |
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